Monday, June 11, 2018

I Will Always Love Betty




I think it’s Monday. When I first woke up, for a moment I forgot that we drove to our cottage last night. I love that feeling! Over-50-year-old-me also appreciates the chilly nights, even in June. Mike made a fire in the wood burner while I enjoyed some chardonnay. My brother had been here last weekend and he left a thank you gift on the kitchen counter. The Balvenie, Two James and Valentine White Blossom should certainly last us for the few weeks we plan to unwind here.

There’s a saying in Michigan that if you don’t like the weather “stick around for a half an hour or so- it’ll change.” It’s been a crazy year for weather. Ice fishing shanties were still out on the lake in April. Typically mushroom season, snow banks were still trying to melt in May. We harvested one puny morel. Now June, it’s as hot as the 4th of July. This morning I sat down with my coffee and made a to-do list. Repairing the kitchen window screen, cleaning the toilets and raking the path did not sound fun for me. Instead, I decided to take Betty out for a spin.

Betty is a vintage Central Park model Ross bicycle. She is the color of a meyer lemon with black trim and a diamond pleated seat. When my neighbor died, her adult kids offered the bike to me. Although I have told them, I don’t think they realize how much I cherish Betty’s bike. I ordered a personalized bicycle plate. My “Betty” plate is gold and black, just like the California license plates in the 60’s where I grew up.   Betty now lives at our cottage.

I love technology. Not only can you order just about anything like my Betty Bicycle Plate, you can pay bills and bank remotely. Although not clear on what day it was, I got a notification on my phone that my American Express bill was due. Being away from home, thankfully I was able to pay the bill while sipping coffee at the cottage. Whew! In the nick of time I avoided a late fee and an increased interest rate.  I figured I earned that bike ride. I took a basket and pair of scissors hoping to snip a wildflower bouquet.

Apparently, this June is an excellent year for mosquitoes and a miserable year for wild flowers. I started to convince myself that the gold dandelions would be an adequate compliment in the basket hanging on Betty’s handlebars. I didn’t bother to stop to pick any, but decided to just enjoy my ride around the lake’s gravel road. As I passed Buck’s house his springer spaniel barked “hello.” A blonde grade schooler passed by in a golf cart. Her grin said, “Look at me. I’m driving all by myself.” A young couple walked past with their German shepherd. The woman could only nod hello because she was talking on her cell phone. I hate technology.  Somehow it takes us out of the moment when we are doing something we like. We are always doing “something else.”

I did pass on one tiny orange hawk weed. Without any other flowers to make up a significant bouquet, I decided to let her grow a little more. Slighted by the flora, the fauna Gods thanked me by sending a monarch. He flapped his wings right in front of my path.  I was also greeted by two white tail deer happily crunching sticks on the side of the road, completely unafraid of Betty and me passing by. Just when I thought I’d been pretty much skunked on my wildflower hunt, I happened upon a small patch of daisies. Being my favorite, I selfishly snipped all nine. Betty and I took them home and filled their Mason jar with water.

With a beautiful breeze blowing and the sun shining, I decided to crack open one of my brother’s thank you gifts. I am relatively sure it is in fact Monday. I have no idea what time. Thankfully, at our lake house the clock is always conveniently stuck on cocktail:30. Cheers.